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You are my first customer.
Would you like to go drinking together tonight?

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I already have a girlfriend.

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I just turned 18.
I did the camp two years ago.

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I'm about to graduate,
I like parties and need sex every day.

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I listen to all types of music.
I especially like hip hop and soul.

6
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Thank you. � 
My favorite color is yellow, like the sun.

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and I like football!

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Tim, this is Wolfgang.

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Wolfgang, this is Tim.

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Let's not waste time.
Our flight is in two hours.

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In Jamaica.

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Waterfall.

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Okay...

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I don't love you anymore.

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I haven't loved you for at least a year.

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You're... so boring.

17
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Now I have to think about myself.
You understand that right?

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I'm still young.
I have my whole life ahead of me.

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You're not being serious.

20
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Don't be sad darling.

21
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Look at you.
All the women will run after you.

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In three, four months you will have it
easily found another.

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You can't leave me like this.

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I mean, we were together
...so long.

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Yes, we were.

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But when enough is enough,
don't you agree?

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I mean…you and me, that's a thing of the past now

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Claire and I are a better couple.

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I made an appointment for you.

30
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Listen to me, you absolutely have to go there.

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Registering has become mandatory.

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The time is written here
and the room number.

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Excuse me!
It will never happen again.

34
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We would like the bill please. � 
Together or separately?

35
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Together. I mean,
one for us and one for him.

36
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I love you! I love you! I love you!

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You've already got in touch
with your ex-girlfriends?

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They are all dead

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or married.

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I understand.

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In here you will find them all
the necessary information.

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A healthy diet, lots of exercise,
a little rest,

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go out, drink.

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Nobody asks you to fall madly in love.

45
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You have to take them twice a day
after meals.

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They increase libido and
at the same time they are a strong sedative.

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Do they cause side effects?

48
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They will increase your self-esteem

49
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and lower your expectations.

50
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I have already received two warnings
from the marriage agency!

51
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Two! In five days!

52
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What do I do now?

53
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I don't just want to hook up with someone
to avoid dying.

54
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Maybe it could even work
the natural way.

55
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Have you been to the city recently?

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People fly away
as if it were in a perfume commercial.

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I just got stuck in a traffic jam for 4 hours
because there were 18 accidents.

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You know what the radio calls now
the cause of death?

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'Driving under the influence of loneliness!

60
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They work in the shops
only apprentices

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because anyone over 40 is one
retired to be with family.

62
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There are dead singles everywhere.

63
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Why don't you come back and stay with us?

64
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Here in the countryside most people
they still die normally.

65
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I saw it on TV last night
who want to make a law

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that makes it illegal for couples to separate.

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If only Claire had waited a little longer,
I could have at least sued her.

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Claire...

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She's always been a bit weird.

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Well...

71
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I'd love to have a beer now

72
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Do you want it too?

73
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We have a case of them in the closet.

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Dad caught it for you
an hour ago on the street.

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She is Jansen's youngest daughter,
the farmer who is near the crossroads.

76
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He just finished one of those
camps for teenagers.

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She looks like Claire,
blonde, slim...

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At your age,
I had already been married for a long time.

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Some women you have to force
to find happiness.

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He's right!

81
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Then go to the agency!

82
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You are all we have!

83
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It seems to be in a government agency.

84
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Then we'll tick 'humour'.

85
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Do you want me to tell you something about me?

86
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I have already filled it out
everything we want to know

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Over 30, cute,
still in college,

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he has not had sex with more than 3 or 4 women,
no sexually transmitted diseases...

89
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and where could you have gotten them?

90
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... a little shy ...
Just interrupt me if I say something wrong.

91
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...he likes to read books
and watch movies,

92
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faithful, shy,
not very good at sports...

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Sometimes I go skating,

94
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when the weather is nice.

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Excuse me!

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Okay, let's get started!

97
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All right!

98
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It should be strong.
A strong woman who knows what she wants

99
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and, even more importantly,
who knows what he doesn't want.

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And I don't like going out.

101
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It would be nice if she did too
didn't care about going out.

102
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Blonde, big tits.

103
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This was a joke.

104
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Her feminine attributes
for me they are not that important.

105
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Of course, it would be better if she were thin,
had a nice complexion and everything else too.

106
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We were left with 'nice complexion and the rest too'.

107
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Right.

108
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He should be able to confront me
without suffocating me

109
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and he should understand me
without spending time worrying about me.

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Cute.

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I have no more space to add anything.
Last deadline?

112
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I still have three months left.

113
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Well, at least it's not a rush job.
It's already something.

114
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Normally I don't like to talk
of my ex-boyfriends

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but I have this crazy past.

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One of them hurt me deeply
because he didn't know how to handle my love.

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He thought I was too submissive.

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too obedient.
A man who finds a woman too submissive!?!

119
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So I hurt him too.

120
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I hurt him a lot.

121
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So I broke up with him.
I broke up with all of them.

122
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I like breakups.
I'm like... new horizons open up.

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I madly want to have a family.

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Family means everything to me.

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Family is for people
who has no friends.

126
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Having a career is for those
who have nothing better to do.

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Love is like a small plant...

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... that takes you home.

129
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... because you have to water it all the time.

130
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'Love' is such a magical word.

131
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'Able to compromise'
that would be a better description.

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"Friends with a Series of Benefits"
that's how my cousin defines it.

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A whore!

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Most are afraid of me

135
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because I throw myself directly in his face.

136
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the pure truth.

137
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:07,160
I've also had sex with women.
But not with lesbians because they're so... scruffy.

138
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,720
The other day I said to
a homeless man who stank.

139
00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:12,560
I always act like I'm totally calm

140
00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:14,120
but inside me...

141
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... there is a volcano.

142
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... I'm so vulnerable.

143
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...and I'm open to everything.

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Like having just picked up a gift package.

145
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I think you are not like the others.

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Your eyes tell me.

147
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...your hands.

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... your shoes.

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...your hair.

150
00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,440
Do you watch the news every now and then?

151
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,800
Give me another chance! Please!

152
00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:43,200
If I don't cooperate more this time,
will have to go to summer camp for adults.

153
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In Gutersloh.

154
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He will give it his all. Promise!

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Denise, 27, 1m.e77
blonde, slim, with a beautiful complexion.

156
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But that doesn't mean that
that we are compatible.

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He should be able to confront me
without ...

158
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,360
He should be able to confront me
without suffocating me

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00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:11,960
and he should understand me
without spending all your time worrying about me.

160
00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:20,920
Well, now let's inform the young lady
that today you will go to visit her at her house.

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You must sign this form

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otherwise I can't
provide you with your data.

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and by signing he also accepts
possible counseling

164
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in case he was dissatisfied again.

165
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,360
Do I have alternatives?

166
00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:39,920
Gutersloh?

167
00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:37,720
Yes?

168
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I have an appointment with Denise.
Is he at home?

169
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Dennis.

170
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Pleased to meet you.

171
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,600
It was probably a typo.

172
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:05,280
I'm going to sue the damn agency.

173
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,680
Give me a chance.
You'll see that it will work.

174
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,400
We can both make a complaint.

175
00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:12,640
I have no reason to protest.

176
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,240
I wish I could help you.
You have to believe me.

177
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,120
But I can't.

178
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Good luck!

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You come! Come with me!

180
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,680
Come with me!

181
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,320
Before I met you, I was nobody..

182
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When I'm near you,
I feel humble...

183
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...quiet and safe.

184
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:48,040
When you touch me I feel my skin burn.

185
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,120
I feel a warmth rising all over me.

186
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:53,120
I transform ... I burn with desire.

187
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,680
Make me pregnant. Do it now.

188
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:59,600
Squeeze my thighs...
Take off my panties...

189
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:01,880
Sorry, but I just can't...

190
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,800
Can you go ahead please?

191
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:07,680
Penetrate me and fill me.

192
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:14,360
Are you in a hurry? � 
You didn't answer the phone.

193
00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:19,160
so we thought,
why don't we drop by him in person?

194
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:30,960
I'm Kathrin from Perfect Match.
It's a pleasure to meet you.

195
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,840
This is Bruno, my colleague.
We will work with you for the next few days.

196
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,240
Greetings!

197
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,880
We have also informed your partner.

198
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:39,560
Don't worry.
You won't even notice we're here.

199
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,480
We mainly work using CCTV.

200
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,680
Excuse me! There is no work for you here.
Do you understand it?

201
00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:48,160
You don't have to pay any extra.

202
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,080
We are paid by the government.

203
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:50,240
I don't give a damn.

204
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Here we have a little problem.

205
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,960
You can monitor me as much as you want

206
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,720
but I'm interested in women!

207
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,480
Oops!

208
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,360
Good morning!

209
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,920
My parents divorced six months ago.

210
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I buried them in the garden.

211
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,320
Jam?

212
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:06,880
I did it.
Cherry jam.

213
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,640
Will it make me gay?

214
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,400
Only passive.

215
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,240
In this case...

216
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,160
Are we alone here?

217
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,960
Don't worry.
They won't find you here.

218
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:42,040
You can stay as long as you want.

219
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,720
Thank you!

220
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:51,160
My mother had some amazing wigs.

221
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,880
You know, I think he'll go back to bed.

222
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:20,080
But don't touch me, okay? � 
Promise!

223
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,680
HI!

224
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:11,000
My brother called me this morning.
He told me it was urgent.

225
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,480
All right!

226
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,840
He went for a walk.

227
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,400
But I'm right on time.
He told me to be here exactly at this time.

228
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:24,760
Are you her boyfriend?

229
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,640
No, I'm not.
I'm just a friend

230
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,800
Do you want something to eat?
I just cooked.

231
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,280
Yes please.

232
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,520
Fancy a steak?

233
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,200
I love steaks.

234
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,640
Do you have a boyfriend?

235
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,800
No, I don't have it.

236
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,120
Do you like men?

237
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,120
Yes.

238
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:37,920
The tragic accident occurred today
in front of the Government Palace in Dusseldorf.

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The law on compulsory marriage 
It was approved today.

240
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,320
and came into force immediately.

241
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,440
The Federal Minister for the Family...

242
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:48,640
You dumped me
and now you have to die!

243
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:53,280
The preliminary hearing for our reporter's wife
will take place tomorrow.

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00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:58,200
Experts argue that crimes of this kind

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are due to the constant increase in violence
within the couple

246
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:05,200
and expect further growth
of this type of episode.

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00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,760
In order to minimize social tensions,
all local radio stations,

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starting this evening, they will broadcast
just love songs and animal sounds.